from being a good parent to one of the key functions you need to live we look at eight everyday things that were all doing wrong ,how's it going I'm going darling i'm here to decipher some random things are found in at the other day , that I think you might be interested in at .
8 Tic Tacs
who would have thought that we've actually been eating min strong our whole lives, well not all meant just there is less than two calorie tic tacs if you've ever paid any attention to ,the packet you've noticed that under ,the flat part is an oblong, an oblong just slightly larger than a tic tac , what you suppose that there is used that to get ,the mints out one at a time, instead of a rat little damn box 24 fallout , but then again what kind of weird it has is one tic tac you need at least seven to get , the right amount of flavor.
7 Foil Tabs
do you feel like you're in a shitty infomercials every time you try to get out some foil you pull out of pace but then the role pot comes out and falls to the gross floor ,so now you have three meters of 35 oil see its head off and start again the whole band system is working now turns out it's you that's bergen, buddy he's supposed to push in this little card both tabs on the side this up the role from coming out of the box, why they couldn't sell them with the tabs Preston already on it mary s foil companies just want to watch you suffer
6 Chinese Food Containers
5 Praising your Children
parenting is hard especially when you find out that you've been praising your child the wrong way yeah next time you're telling little Johnny how great he is that using the big boy toilet ,you might want to pay attention to the woods using researchers discovered that if you tell a child, hey you are really great at pooping rather than you did really well pooping this time Billy ,you doing it wrong why apparently children are more murder vated when the heaven individual effort praised, instead of just telling them how good they are at it ,yeah I'm sorry you're a terrible parent at this point you're basically a child to pisa,
4 Brushing your Teeth
oh hey you've been good you been brushing your teeth every day we're doing it wrong ,here's a list of the ways you've been fucking it up if you brush within 30 minutes after having something is sick like our issues you are actually helping your enamel to break down ,which is pretty much the opposite of what you want ,you're also using way too much toothpaste relax there and squeeze the whole fucking turban toothbrush Julie's no one man needs that much colgate put it backin
3 Drinking Beer/Wine
nobody likes warm beer so it's time to start drinking the right away, most people don't realize it but long neck beer bottles have a long neck for a reason, and it's not seeking a hold on to it you break over some douchebags head, he supposed to hold the neck when you drink so your hand doesn't heat up the beer dummy, also if you hold you one glass like a medieval king holding a goblet you will also on the wrong field rain ,next time you want to look cultured try holding the gloss the top of the neck, we all know you aren't fancy anyway so you just stop pretending.
2 Pooping
in this day and age you can't even take a shit with someone on the internet criticizing you ,and today that's me you've grown up in a western country then chances are you've never had to squat down and take a dump unless you've been drunk or camping, our bodies are designed to do our business in a squat position which is difficult to achieve on the old porcelain fern squat / being can help you avoid many bowling shoes hemorrhoids and even lowering your risk of appendicitis this is, all because your fancy modern toilet puts more strain on your colon and butthole.
1 Breathing
yes we have reached the pinnacle of being the early intelligent life on this planet, but we still don't have a brief properly ,when i get that shouldn't be too much of a surprise considering you've been shitting wrong form a seal life ,breathing is one of those things that for some reason we start to do the wrong way off the infancy, babies breathe by contracting the abdomen putting more focus on the diaphragm, some reason we start using your chest as we grow older like that it is that we off belly breathing though is much more efficient gives your body greater oxygen intake ,is gonna have added benefits this is increasing your energy levels and lowering your stupid that's it for this countdown .
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